Carpet snake


invisible, mythical creatures whose only objective is to trip you and make it seem as if you’ve tripped over your own 2 feet.
eve tripped, then shouted “carpet snake!” when we laughed at her.
a person who is laying down whole day on the living room floor with no use,jobless,often getting wasted or watching tv
briony laid down whole day as a carpet snake.

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