carpet snorkeler
noun.
one who satisfies their lady orally with a snorkel. commonly performed by people with breathing problems such as emphysema, or by people who just want want to get down and dirty while servicing their woman.
man: i went at her v-g-n- with my 3ft snorkel and she was going crazy!
man 2: that is quite impressive, you must be one h-ll of a “carpet snorkeler!”
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