Carpet Suit
a carpet suit is worn by someone who is routinely late to work. the suit allows them to blend in with the work environment and sneak into their office / cubical unnoticed. this suit allows their arrival at work to go undetected by those that sit near them. a carpet suit wearer will never say “good morning” or start a conversation until near lunch.
tom – boy i did not even hear jim come in…
steve – yeah, he must have worn his carpet suit in today!
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