Carpet the Bottom


the act of sprinkling a small amount of marijuana on the bottom of a pipe bowl, as to create a ‘carpet on the bottom.’
dude one – hey man, you wanna smoke a bowl?
dude two – sure, but i don’t wanna get too high, lets just carpet the bottom.

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