carpetmints


can be used in the place of the word cr-p or words with the same meaning as cr-p.
1) oh carpetmints!! i left my cats outside in the rainstorm.

or

2) anthony: we have a test today on the anatomy of a cat.

jessie: oh my goodness, i didn’t study. carpetmints!!

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