Carpocolypse


a state of extreme traffic backup where one becomes so frustrated they feel the world is collapsing around them.
i can’t believe i had to sit in traffic for three hours after those semi’s crashed. it was the carpocolypse!

-courtesy of douche_crew who submitted carmageddon.

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