Carrie Towel
the item a person uses to clean up his or her body fluids after masturbation.
person a: so i just got through masturbating bro.
person b: you cleaned up, right?
person a: yep, i used my carrie towel.
person b: you have one too! mine is a stuffed animal!
person a: get outta town! so is mine!
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