carrot crunching cowboy
a man who enjoys another mans p-n-s in his mouth. he enjoys nibbling on the other mans b-ll-nd. he would also be described as a gay, sailor, h-m-s-xual or pr-ck.
that grant is a carrot crunching cowboy, i hate the b-st-rd.
come on then you carrot crunching cowboy lets go some.
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