Carrot Top

1. a person with red hair. see also: red head

2. scott thompson, a widely known mediocre comic that is extremely obnoxious. see also: gilbert gottfried
oh cr-p, is carrot top on television again!?!
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a sh-te comic who lives in the rich area of winter park.
somebody get carrot top off the air, please.
see obnoxious
n-body likes carrot top, so why is he still on the air?
1) why is everybody so stupid saying that carrot tops are redheads. carrot tops are green idiots!!

2) the top of a carrot
“hey look that guy is a carrot top”
“no hes not dumb-ss, carrot tops are green. hes just ginger”
someone with ginger hair
shut up you carrot-top
1) a comedian with red hair.

2) an orange t-shirt
ex#1: dude shaun white’s hair makes him look like carrot top.

ex#2: gina you b-tch lemme borrow that carrot top.
(verb)
1. to jump from wikipedia entry to wikipedia entry through related links until you’ve ended up on a subject completely unrelated to the subject you started with, e.g., starting at socioeconomics and ending at carrot top.

2. similarly, in a conversation, jumping from topic to topic until neither party remembers what subjects led them to the final topic.
sarah: “good lord. how did i carrot-top from lindsay lohan to the hanshin earthquake in j-pan?”

mark: “…and so obviously kara thrace was an angel sent from the one true g-d–”
abby: “hold it. back up. we’ve totally carrot-topped from what to get for beth’s baby shower.”