carson sullivan is a cute, kind hearted, funny, sometimes weird person and he is really hot too! he is a prince! he goes with a prince and that means a sarah should be with him!
being defined as carson is a big deal!
he is hot that must be a carson sullivan
when the bus driver beats the sh*t out of the freshman who spills his chobani yogurt all over the bus… everywhere look at this incompetent fool getting chobanied because he was hungry, *snickers
- clammy clam
a condition where the v*g*n* becomes too hot for a long period of time, resulting in a moist v*g*n*. “how was work, jenna?” “it was hot today, i’ve got a clammy clam.”
- conceited hoe
like a regular hoe, only this hoe thinks they are better than the other hoes & so acts like she’s above them. that conceited hoe won’t talk to the rest of us because she thinks she’s better… why?? just because she sucked to d*cks at once last night
- congo kayak
when you are innocently 69-ing a girl in the shower and right before you come, you violently slam her head into the ground, otherwise known as a tombstone, letting the load slide down her body. dude the other day i congo kayak’d this b*tch from work. that’ll show my boss i want a promotion.