carsten
person of extreme stature. loved by everyone. admired
tom cruise is such a carsten
pretty much a desperate high schooler in love with himself so much that it is sad. see also dweeb.
carsten j. is such a carsten.
n. pl. carstens. hottest girl in america. not a guy, even though some danish people might so.
oh man, i wish i could be carsten, she is sooo amazing at life.
a white teachers pet who is obsessed with science. he is also obsessed with tech decking and plays with them a day and night. at age 11 he has a full beard and has a 2 inch long p-n-s when erect all his life. also picks up many wh-r-s and drives pimpin’ rides.
carsten: “ohh i havent techdecked in like 2 minutes, and my p-n-s hurts. i need to pick up some hoes in my pimpin’ ride”
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