Cart Shopping
warning: this act should shall not be attempted in real life. this is a hypothetical act that if physically re-enacted, will probably lead to your forced departure of your local market, with or without your grocery store purchases.
cart shopping is when you go into your local grocery store, armed with your shopping list, but instead of taking your items off of the shelves, you can only take the items on your list from other patron’s shopping carts. the trick is not getting caught. if you do get caught, you immediately have to forfeit all of your items, and go and but ten quarts of mayonnaise.
old lady: oi! i saw you try and take that kielbasa! you, you, you. . . cart shopper! now go on and get yourself some mayonnaaaaiiise!
cartshopper: -places mayonnaise on cash register conveyer belt-
cashier: . . . cart shopping?
cartshopper: -nods-
cashier: rofl
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