Cartee


1. the action of sh-tting on a car then wrapping it in toilet paper.

2. code for when in public meaning “to have to beat off after seeing a hot teacher”
mason: dude! some two bit punk thought it would be funny to cartee my car.

curtis: did he use charmin at least?

nolan: hey man whats up?

patrick: i just saw my english teacher now i gotta cartee.

nolan: i know what you mean broseph

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