cartodyslexic
1. a person affected by a navigational disorder which is -ssociated with impairment of the ability to interpret spatial relationships or to integrate auditory and visual information when attempting to read maps or act on directions.
2. descriptive of a person who often gets lost when trying to follow a map.
if you gave her a map to get here, send out the search party because she is cartodyslexic!
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