cartrage
also: cartraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee (with any number of any given letter of the word “cartrage”)
anger resultant from the realization that the “printer manufacturing company” is actually in the business of manufacturing and selling ink cartridges. typically such anger includes a rant about the comparative advantage of laser printers, or the relative value of ink cartridges to precious metals or peac-ck feathers. typically, however, there is no indication the angered party has bought a laser printer in deference to the wrath incurred by the “rip-off” on the part of the printer manufacturer.
don’t you think its f-cking stupid that an ink cartridge costs more than a laser printer. i mean, f-ck. ink is worth more than gold per ounce. what f-cking idiot thinks this is worth it. you can get 10 times the printouts for half the price with a laser printer. ah… ignore me i’m just so full of cartrage… caaartraaaaage!!!!
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