carve up


to play a practical joke on someone. yet another bogan saying from the rugby league loving australians.
a) lets send your dad to get his johnson smoked at the local brothel.

b) ok, but it would be alot funnier if he got smoked by an asian ladyboy. even better if he only found out she was a ladyboy after he blew!

a) that would be a carve up.

b) it would be a deadset gee up.

a) true story talk about having to man up.

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