Cary Grant
the s-xiest man to ever grace the earth
cary grant looked incredible in charade.
a movie star who embodied charm, masculinity, graciousness, and cl-ss to the highest degree. he should serve as a role model for young men who wish to be gentlemen with the ladies.
girl, “you’re such a gentleman. where did you learn such manners?”
guy:”i graduated from the school of cary grant.”
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