1. an infamous train conductor who pushed the limits of speed and rounded a bend only to ram another train head-on
2. one who drives erratically
3. a famous grateful dead song
did you see casey jones there barrelling down the road in that borracho helmet?
the hockey-masked vigilante from the teenage mutant ninja turtles. in volume one of the mirage studios tmnt comic books he became a vigilante due to watchin’ too many cheesey vigilante cop shows. his first appearence was raphael #1. he uses sports equipment as weapons. he carries his weapons in a golf bag. the weapons that he carries in his golf bag are: two baseball bats, a hockey stick, a golf club, and sometimes a cricket bat.
casey jones: look out, sc-m of new york–casey jones rules!
a very potent new strain of marijuana almost exclusivally sold in indianapolis and local indiana regions at the moment. made from a combination of the trainwreck and purple haze strains.
yo man lets h-t some of that casey jones! choo choo!
casey jones is a hardcore straight edge band.
casey jones rocks my hardcore straight edge socks!
a straight edge band.
casey jones is a hardcore-esq band that claims edge (no drugs, no alcohol, no casual f-cking)
a s-x act defined as rapid rigid arm fisting with locamotive precision while holding a giant smile.
i walked in the room and he was giving her the casey jones
- pet weight
a term pet owners use when they’re trying to deny their dog or cat is overweight. my dog isn’t fat, it’s just pet weight!
- cooky b*tch
a really hot girl d-mn that girl peyton is a cooky b-tch
sebastiaan is the s-xiest, funniest flaming h-m-s-xual you will ever meet. sebastiaan lives for s-x jokes. sebastiaan often claims that he himself is a walking s-x joke. sebastiaan follows a strict diet that consists of cigarettes and energy drinks. every guy wants to bang sebastiaan, every girl wants to be sebastiaan…and who can blame them? […]
- boneless *ss
when that flat booty’s under 96lbs. guy: “man, she got some boneless -ss.” guy2: “yeah, that looks 95lbs to me.” girl who sends nudes and it ain’t nothing but bones boy: send me nudes babe girl: okay baby boy: d-mn! ew! you a boneless -ss b-tch!
- observe the new moon
to observe the new moon is a code word used in the workplace. it means to descend on the new moon tavern in leadenhall market, london and indulge in a cold beverage whilst gazing up at the new moon sign above the bar… hey, would you like to join me in a spot of moon […]