Casey Ryan
a guy that you work with, and he plays his music really loudly, and it’s usually some gay techno that gives you a headache.
he continually makes fun of you, then he turns around and gives you really good cookies. what are you supposed to make of that?!
gabe: “hey, what do you think of our new co-worker casey ryan?”
laura: “i think he’s a d-ck!”
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