Cashew Bag


a cousin of the bean bag, only it’s actually edible. careful if you have back issues, these seats are lumpy, crunchy, and impossible to roll out of.
dave: why didn’t rick come home after the we played xbox?
todd: he got stuck in that cashew bag and just ended up eating it and now he can’t move.

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