Cashtration
the act of buying a house, car, getting married, or having kids, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
after having two kids, lawrence was cashstrated.
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the act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
sorry, can’t go shopping because i am in cashtration.
the act of cutting your financial supply off.
don’t sack me please, i don’t want to be cashtrated!
cashtration is a sick thing i tell you.
the act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
i can’t go on a dinner with you ’cause i’m going through this whole cashtration.
a man who experiences an extreme loss of cash flow and feels he can no longer afford to impress “the ladies” suffers from cashtration or financial impotence.
{source: based on the alternative definition given at the hotforwords website}
when he lost his job during the credit crunch, he felt too cashtrated (verb of cashtration) to entertain any ideas of dating in the near future.
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