cassidy casablancas


the hottest teen psychopath ever, on the show veronica mars. blew up a bus load of people to hide the fact that he’d been molested. did i mention he’s hot?
though beaver — ahem c-ssidy casablancas felt no guilt for killing almost 10 people, how can anyone resist those sad, s-xy, s-xy, eyes of his? and the cheek bones. can’t forget those.

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