Cassompton
slang for the wee village of c-ssopolis, michigan. refers to the inherent ghetto-ness of said village, which features a high school in the middle of a cornfield, one traffic light, and a mult-tude of gansta wannabes and rednecks. also proudly proclaims itself as the hometown of edward lowe, inventor of kitty litter…reach for the stars, c-ssompton.
jeebs: g-d, i hope i can get out of c-ssompton after graduation.
bubba: yeah, otherwise we’re gonna be det-ssling corn and hanging out at porky’s (gas station) for the rest of our lives. dude, p-ss the joint already.
jeebs: mmmm, but they do have some kick–ss (deep-fried potato) mojos.
bubba: true dat. let’s go get some.
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