Castaldo


verb. to do that which is both unnecessary and uncalled for, for the purpose of self-amus-m-nt. always has a victim, often oneself.
head-b-tting that guy on a whim was definitely castaldoing.
to do that which is both unnecessary and uncalled for, for the purposes of self-amus-m-nt. always has a victim, often oneself.

in order for something to be a genuine castaldo, the thought process behind it must be made immediately before the act, but in a form of retroactive hypothesis. the idea is that before you perform a castaldo, you think about how amusing it will be in retrospect, as opposed to how irresponsible and dangerous it is in the immediate future.

origin; italian-american – new jersey.
“yes, i’m leaving you with my car keys. don’t castaldo like last time: it took forever to dig that hooker’s fingernails out of the grill.”

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