Castiel
an angel from the cw hit show “supernatural”.
aside from gripping people’s souls tight and raising them from perdition, castiel’s hobbies include drinking liquor stores, having copious amounts of eyes-x with dean winchester, and telling jokes that are funnier in enochian.
when embarr-ssed or confused, cas will lower his gaze and shift uncomfortably before fixing you with a puppy dog gaze that has been known to render both women and men completely helpless.
“it literally means ‘you breed with the mouth of a goat. -pause- it’s funnier in enochian”
“i do not understand that reference.”
“hey, -ss-b-tt.”
dean: (on castiel trying to find g-d) “try new mexico, i hear he’s on a tortilla.”
castiel: “no, he’s not on any flatbread.”
the hottest angel from the hit tv show supernatural, who brought dean winchester back from the claws of the h-ll hounds playd by misha collins.
dean: who are you?
castiel: i’m the one who gripped you tight and rose you from peridition.
fangirl 1: omg!! it’s dean!
fangirl 2: omg!! it’s sam!
fangirl 3: omg!! it’s cas!!
a gay angel from supernatural. in an erotic relationship with dean winchester.
dean: i love u cas
castiel: ilu2
sam: i have no one
s-ssy gay angel from the television show supernatural.
hobbies include drinking liquor stores, gripping peoples souls tight and raising them from perdition, and having large amounts of eyes-x with a one dean winchester.
his greatest weapon is the ability to render both men and women completley helpless with one glance of his puppy-dog eyes, which are often seen when he is embar-ssed or confused.
“hey, -ss-b-tt.” ~castiel, s5 finale
a child like angel that is still a virgin. he likes to get in your dreams and watch you sleep. he throws tantums. and when he can’t find god he becomes one. and he loves dean not sammy so suck it s-ssy fans.
castiel that hott angel on supernatural
a s-ssy angel who is in love with the bis-xual dean winchester on the hit show supernatural
castiel is in love with dean
noun. anyone person using the name castiel is often just trying to pretend they are better than they are.
verb. using personal names to pretend to be something you are not.
noun as an insult: “did that castiel just say he is going to heaven?”
verb: “why would you castiel when everyone knows you are no angel?”
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