Castleton State College


a small college in southern vermont with a moderately nice campus, but nothing to actually make it stand out. 90% of the student population are drunks, and 99% of the student population are self obsessed, preppie wiggers.

the teachers are nice, however, and seem to actually and genuinely give a sh-t about the students. (this is not recognized by the wigger population, because they are generally too drunk to care, and always too self obsessed to consider anyone who doesn’t bow down and lick the sh-t out of their -ss a good person.)
man: castleton state college? f-ck that sh-t.
man 2: f-ck you wigger -ss preppie f-cker.

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