casturbaition
the act of masturbaiting with the absense of genitals
i got my shaft cut off yesterday, i can’t masturbaite any more so i casturbaite; it feels just as good.
the act of masturbaiting with no genitals or partial genitalia.
after i had my testes removed, my favorite thing was casturbaition
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