Casturbating
watching p-rn via google chromecast.
i had the house to myself so i decided to do some serious casturbating and cast p-rn from my phone to my living room tv.
when you break your arm/wrist/or hand that you normally use to m-st-rb-t- with, and have to use the opposite hand to m-st-rb-t-, because the cast you have to wear, hurts your d-ck.
mike: dude last night really sucked!!
joe: how come?
mike: ever since i broke my wrist, i’ve been casturbating, and it gave me a cramp!!!
joe: dayyyummmm
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