Casturbation
casturbation relates to the art of masturbating whilst wearing a cast (caused from broken bones somewhere between the individuals wrists and shoulders).
it can often require a lot of patience and training depending on the size and location of the cast.
dan: must be hard for you, being single for the last 7 months and not even able to choke the chicken with that broken wrist?
jeff: it was rough for the first month, but casturbation is really my only option
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