Casual Ditch
this is when your wife/girlfriend/partner is shopping in a store, and they are trying something on that they like and want you to buy, but then when they come out of the dressing room you have mysteriously vanished.
your partner will look around the store and not see you, and the husband chair will be cold and empty because you weren’t sitting in it. this usually happens at malls, and you, -ssuming that you’re a guy, have casually walked out to some store for yourself, or to grab a coffee.
girlfriend: hey hun i’m gonna try this shirt on it’ll look so good on me!
me: all right.
-girlfriend goes in dressing room-
-i pull the casual ditch, and walk away from my girlfriend and her store to go grab a big -ss cup of coffee because i look cool walking around with it and i need to wake up(sarcasm)-
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