Cat Huffing
the distinguished art of holding a feline (of your choice) up to the respiratory intakes (such as the nose and mouth) and whiffing or ‘huffing’ the scent and dandruff of said feline. it is said to bring fortune to those that take park in this activity. it is ill advised -but possible- to huff two cats at once
man 1: “hey dave, want to go ‘cat huffing’ later?”
man 2: “sure thing! my wife just picked up a new domestic long hair from the pound today! it should be rather fun!”
-both break out in laughter as said action is rather enjoyable to think about-
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