cat in a bathtub
ok first off, i’ve seen this as dog in the bathtub on this site and it is wrong. dogs love water, cats hate water. which is why when you are f-cking a girl in the -ss and manage to get your nuts up in her too it is called cat in the bathtub. have you ever tried to keep a cat in a bathtub? it is about as tough as getting both nuts up a girls -ss.
i was f-cking me julie in the -ss last night and i stuffed my nuts in her -ss too. man, she thrashed around like a cat in a bathtub!
a s-xual act involving trying to push your t-st-cl-s into someone’s -n-l cavity during non-partic-p-tory guy on girl intercourse.
usually done to try to get more enthusiastic involvement from your partner.
“man, i was banging shana the other night, and she was laying there all comatose, so i tried stuffing my b-lls in her -ss… it was like trying to stick a cat in a bathtub…”
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