Cat Jizz
a viscous, black, or gooey substance found on floors. it is the result of substances mixing together like dirt, gum, and food crumbs. when stepped upon, a sticky residue is left upon your shoe.
when examined closely, cat j-zz, and cat -j-c-l-t–n smell, feel, and taste very similar.
guy 1: dude! what did you just step in?
guy 2: ehh, probably some gum, no worries my good man, i’ll just scr-p this nasty sh-t off.
guy 1: why is that gum black?
guy 2: dayum! you’re right, this must be cat j-zz, d-mn not again!
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