Cat-Job
a cat-job is similar to a hand-job. its like your stroking a cats tail. and painful
i was at a party last week and the girl didnt know how to give a proper hand-job. she gave me a cat-job
the act of pulling down a females pants, discovering her extremely hairy v-g-n- but don’t mind it and start licking away.
john: so how was ur night with that b-tch?
bob: she looked madd good, but that b-tch had a hairy p-ssy.
john: eww wtf did you leave?
bob: actually, i didn’t mind it, and i gave her a catjob.
john: ur f-cking sick dude.
when you cuss, and you either cuss in your mind(internally)or out loud(externally)when you want to approach a girl but can’t do it!
mike: man, i have to go talk to that girl over there.
jason: do it, man.
mike: errrrr. i can’t. d-mn!
jason: catjob!!!!!
Read Also:
- jam stain
when a girl is on her period and bleeds through her clothes eugh look at her white pants she’s got a jam stain!
- japanese torpedo
a strange and extremely difficult s-x move. it is accomplished by climbing up on the dresser, night stand, or any other elevated platform in the bedroom, screaming “banzai!” and jumping off in an attempt to jam the male member into any available orifice. tony: i got my b-tch with the j-panese torpedo! adam: bet she […]
- jamster frog
……………….,„-~~””””~-, …………….,-“ . . . . . . . .¯”-, ………_„–“, . . . ._„„„„_ . . . . “-, ……,-“ . .”-,;\ .,-“-~”””~-,”~, . . .) ………( . . ,-“;,/=|(, . . . .,-“;;;)-,_ .| …….¯”,¯¯”””””¯”~-,””¯;;;_,/””~-,”-, ……..(:,„_”~,~”””¯_¯””~~-,.¯”~-,/ ………/ . .”o,:,:,-“ . o”~,:::::\,….| ……..,”-,„„-~”::”-, . . ._„-“::,-~”-,.| …… .”-,:„_:::::::::¯¯_„„–~~”¯/::)-, …….,/,/ .| “~~~–~” “~-~”,,-“::,/.\”” …….|:|( .,-“””~—,-~~~-“¯-“:,~”|..\”-, […]
- Jeffiner
pr-nounced jeff-in-er. 1. this word means jennifer or jenifer. spelling of the actual name doesn’t matter. this word is used by small children when he/she have the inability to pr-nounce such a complicated name. 2. jeffiner also has been used by very intoxicated persons as a way to say the name jennifer. it occurs when […]
- Nati Hoes
bottom b-tch females often limited to consuming natural light. guy 1: d-mn dude you tryna hit these numbers for thirsty thursday mayhem? trust me, they were fine as h-ll. guy 2: (examines phone numbers)… awhh h-ll nah i aint tryna party with these nati hoes, i’m straight on that.