Cat Massage
noun. a waste of time. effort should not be made in this endeavor.
work today was such a cat m-ssage.
my date last night was a total cat m-ssage. she wouldn’t even go down on me.
the act of allowing one’s cat(s) to tenderly pat down areas of their body. also commonly referred to as a p-ssy m-ssage.
“the other day i was watching tv and my cat came up to me and gave me a great cat m-ssage on my belly.”
“cat m-ssage? i thought they were called p-ssy m-ssages.”
“sometimes. but that sounds a bit raunchy so i stick with cat m-ssage.”
“oh. sounds good broseidon!”
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