Cat Mommy


a older woman who has no biological children of her own. usually single but may have androgynous male/female life partner. typically these women own 1-3 cats but sometimes many more, and treat them as if they were their own human sp-wn. many times these unique individuals can be seen attempting to walk their cats on leashes, attending cat adoption fairs, and parked sideways in the middle of 3 lanes chasing a stray cat across the freeway.
jane: oh look there’s a homeless woman!

jim: no honey, that’s just one of those creepy cat mommies. look see how she’s got a leash on her cat?

jane: oh wow, now i see it! that is creepy and awesome at the same time. i’ve actually never seen a cat mommy ever before!

jim: here, go pose with her and i’ll take a picture!

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