cat thermometer
when you can look at your house cat and can tell what the temperature is by their body position.
1. curled up in a ball = 60 degrees
2. kitty loaf style = 65-70 degrees
3. on side with legs out = 70-80 degrees
4. layed out on side with body and legs stretched way out = 80-90 degrees
“must be freezing in here, your cat thermometer is all balled up with its head tucked in”
n. the use of your cat as a device for judging the approximate current temperature, as once perfectly ill-strated in patrick mcdonnell’s cartoon strip “mutts”
you don’t need a sprawled-out cat thermometer to tell you it’s furshlugginer hot in here.
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