cat-timing
at the moment you decide to get off the couch your cat decides to jump on you for cuddles thus making it impossible to leave.
you: “i cannot ignore the call of nature any longer, i suppose i’ll get off the couch and indulge in a little urinary expulsion.”
cat-timing:
cat: “meow” (aka “cuddles plz!”)
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