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my only friend
i love my cat

:p

my cat with a guitar

such a pimp…

5 emotions of cats.

back in the day, my kitty fuzzy.

you talkin to me!

the smartest cat in the world…

muon and the quarksters

hi. my name is nabi . it means b-tterfly in korean

kittsey kittsey kittsey

ashes realizes mittens may not be the best hide-and-seek partner, after all.

cats

not all cats and dogs are enemies

cats often get in fights with dogs

food goes in here.

cheetoe: no monitor should be with out one

c–n nelson, may 2005

bengal tabby

my cat leo smokin a cig while blazed

feex likes camera strings

smiley cat

shaved

bear dogg – the maine c–n king!

murphcat in yard

innocent cat

lazy

flash is very relaxed

uhh ohh

this lost cat adopted my friend — its name is “green”

serial kitty

my cat dirty harry

my sweetie baby

sleepymaple

coolcat

master tang…nothin’ more than a d-mn hustler

another fat cat who likes to sleep in the sink……..

she looks like an angel! walks like an angel! talks like an angel! but i got wise, she’s the devil in disguise! princess jasmin at her lovin’ best!

big tiger hobbes! he’s a lover not a fighter!

my boy beardo laying on my bed

a stupid lazy cat

over the hill.

i’ve fallen and can’t get up. zzzzz.

you got mail.

scratch, wallowing in the gr-ssy marshes

what a selfish biotch…cant even brush my teeth until her highness decides to sleep somewhere else.

4-legged furry creature, varying in colors and shapes. may be household or outdoor pets. tend to not like dogs, or cameras.

cat?

you should have seen the one that got away.

this is nightshade, my baby

my large, orange tomcat drinking from the toilet

it’s such a hard life!

creepy kitty

kitties adore each other dearly

patriotic puss

aww!!!

mt pretty kitty

spock, my 3-year-old orange tabby

brother and sister. 🙂

father tongue

give me a wink!

crazy about soymilk

trust me

my cat drinks with a straw

cat-beast.

tigga

toby

cats cuddling

“don’t touch me, foo’.”

“kiss my -n-s!”

now this is one fine-looking cat.

the world will ne mine!

my cat

rosie

ronnie

mary rose

hearty

the beautiful baybuh

crazi cat

surveying her domain

cat sack

i see you!

nap buddies

spooky

halloween cat

my p-ssy! 😉

tired cat

don’t fall out!

lion cat

one p-ssed cat…

a cat in a fez

kitty

cats

this is abby, my lovely cat

barely there

dream of mice

so elegant

drunk beer kitty enjoys a snooze.

sleepy cat @ home

there’s pie!

will work for milk

cat on the dash while driving

it’s a cat!

trash

sleeve

yawn

mf

baby’s bottle

a feeding bottle

in my pocket

bucket

bib

a very kute kitty!

maceo takes manhattan!

cheers

fat kitty.

cat

i’m…too s-xy for my furr…

cat

“cat” (ie. as pictured above by our lovely model, mithril, who is in dire need of self-grooming =p )

sniper cat

beer cat

lazy tv cat

limecat

rawr

kitty!
the definitive pet.
cleans self. knows how to catch it’s food.
probably gave humans the idea for a “vacc-m.” is intelligent and curious.
likes to lay around alot, sort of like a couch potato. that’s cool though.

they are usually quiet and know where to use the bathroom, unlike dogs.
cats rule, dogs drool. remember that.
a quite pleasant furry creature that vaguely resembles a meatloaf. cats are the most intellectually superior creature on earth. they are particularly adept at training human beings to do their bidding, and spend 18 hours a day on average apparently sleeping. what they are really doing is coming up with ways to take over the earth while still retaining humans to make that yummy cat food for them. if cats had opposable thumbs, they, not us, would be the dominant force on this planet.
“is that a meatloaf???”
“no, it’s my cat!”
a person, usually male and generally considered or thought to be cool.
after meeting a new group of people one may say to his or her friends “those cats were allright.”

where is that cat?

i haven’t seen him in a while. that cat’s getting fat.
a cool muscian, usually a jazzer who can play extremely well.
now that cat can play.
he set us up the bomb. also took all our base.
it’s you!
an adorable little domestic animal of the feline persuasion, which “cat” is usually referred to.

can be obnoxious sometimes, but mainly in a playful/cute way. intelligent, independent, demure, cuddly… and viscious fighters should a fight build up. a mainly carnivorous animal, cats keep your home free of pesky animals, and especially rodents.

birds, for better or worse, won’t build their nests near your house.

as adorable as they are, cats aren’t as sweet and gentle as they may seem… they look rather annoyed when they hear themselves called “pook-ms”, “widdle cutums” and other similar names.

but it is fun watching them bat at insects or dangling strings, attacking your blanket-covered toes in the morning, one or more kitties curled up on the couch…
taffy, a big orange tabby, and nite (night), a smaller “tuxedo” cat, are cuddle up in their basket… suddenly an owner comes in.

owner: “he-wo! good morning my widdle diddymses!”

the cats look up, rather indignant.

owner: “did my widdle poi tats sweep o tay, did ’em? did ’em? how’s my widdle kitty p-ss-s?”

taffy and nite look at each other and puke simultaneously.

taffy: this is one disturbed girl, isn’t she?

nite: darn straight. somebody tell her to shut up.
better than a human could ever be. here’s why-
1) look into a cat’s face. you should be able to tell that they know something you don’t.
2) they get to sleep 18 hours a day and play for the entire other 6.
3) who is cleaning up who’s litter box here?
4) they are able to move faster than you can, can land on their feet, and can move through tighter sp-ces than you can.
5) dogs have owners; cats have staff.
cats are simply better than you.

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