Catamaran sailor
people who sail catamarans, usually the 2nd most insane type of sailor. automatically cl-ssed as s-xy/hot no matter what they look like due to the immense coolness of catamarans.
girl1: that guy is so hot!
girl2: who, that guy? he’s not hot! i’d be surprised if he could pull a whale
girl1: he’s a catamaran sailor!
girl2: oh, god i’d let him f-ck me like theres no tommorow!
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