Catback-Style
a s-xual position similar to doggy-style where the woman kneels with a flat back and forces you to thrust at an unnatural, upwards-diagonal angle much like the way cats perform intercourse.
a relation has been found between the amount of cats a woman owns and the likelihood she will attempt this horrendous s-xual position.
man: “why are you kneeling in this uncomfortable position? this isn’t doggy-style”
woman: “what are you talking about?”
man: “you must own a lot of cats.. i hate catback-style”
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