catch me fuck me shorts
the term given to the physical training shorts issued to us special operations personnel during training. these one of a kind shorts are extremely short and have a specially tailored cut that ensures the wearers genatalia to show during numerous exercises. comes in s-xy od green. also knows as “ranger panties”. they closely resemble richard simmon’s work out shorts.
why does seargeant johnson wear those catch me f-ck me shorts to the gym?…. its totally gay and you can see his b-lls when he gets on the bench press!
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