catchers mitt
an old dry worn out v-g-n- that has seen quite a bit of action.
johnny lost his b-n-r after seeing jane’s catchers mitt; he wondered who hadn’t been between those meat curtains.
1.) a chic with some long–ss mud flap p-ssy lips…you blow it and it opens up like a catchers mitt…it’ll swallow your d-ck whole.
i was gonna eat that p-ssy, until she opened up her legs…that sh-t was like a catcher’s mitt! wrinkly, overused, and abused.
a word descirbing the appearance of a woman’s worn out, tired -ss v-g-n-.
d-mn, that b-tch had a f-ckin’ catcher’s mitt! yeah, she was nasty, but f-ck it, ya know?
a dried out, purple p-ssy usually on an old broad who has not had s-x in years. it looks like a vintage catchers mitt from the 1930’s.
beth has a catchers mitt for a sn-tch….
a catchers mitt is when you place a wad of toilet paper or other absorbent material in your hand to catch an out of control -j-c-l-t–n.
sam: dammit daniel i had to clean the the t.v screen after i got done jerking off last night.
daniel: your fault you wouldn’t have shot your load all over the screen if you would’ve had your catchers mitt handy
a large wad of toilet paper that you place into the blue water of a recently serviced porta-pottie just before you take a dump, so when the t-rd drops into the blue water it doesn’t splash up to your b-tt. giving you smurf b-tt.
i had a turtle head poking so i ran to the porta-pottie, only to find clear blue waters. so i made a catchers mitt and dropped it in.
an affliction of hand cramps resulting from spending long periods of time on all fours as the recipient of -n-l s-x (or v-g-n-l s-x doggie style). sometimes it involves splayed or swollen fingers that resemble a catcher’s mitt. the term derives partly from catcher, meaning a bottom or recipient of -n-l s-x.
a: how was your date last night?
b: pretty good. we went all the way. but i was on all fours for so long and never really found a comfortable position for my hands, so i’m gonna have catcher’s mitt all day today. ouch. probably won’t be able to finish st-tching that sampler till tomorrow. oh, and my -ss hurts too.
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