categorical imperative


a definition with teeth.

professors will have you study this forever. here’s what you need to know. it means what it sounds like: an imperative (commandment) that you either follow, or you’ll be recl-ssified as immoral.

kant had his, and many people think his was the only one, but it’s not true. a categorical imperative is a definition-based morality. even the utilitarians use them.
what will happen if i do something immoral?

you’ll have done something immoral.

oh, it’s a categorical imperative.

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