Catfish Days
the official festival of wilmington, il. always the last weekend in july. while there’s stuff for kids during the day (e.g. carnivals, parade) the epic stuff happens at night when the streets are closed and the bars are flooded with hundreds of partygoers. at catfish days, not only are you encouraged to blackout, but you are given a free p-ss to make a fool out of yourself for 3 straight nights.
stranger: hey, what’s with all the music and drunk people in the streets?
jimmy hunt: it’s catfish days you dumb idiot. go wildcats!!
stranger: o wow i’ve heard about this! get me a beer asap!
jimmy hunt: yeeeeeaaaahhhhhh!!
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