catfish shits
when someone eats to much fish then they feel like cr-p, and their stomach hurts.
1.
not nikko:
“man yesterday i ate fish sticks for lunch then long john silver’s for dinner. i feel kinda sick.”
nikko:
“sounds to me like you have the catfish sh-ts.”
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