Catgina
1. the art of using a cat as birth control
2. using a cat as a form of abortion
3. using a cat as a p-n-s sock
4. the place where kittens come from
5. a cats v-g-n-
‘johnny tried to f-ck me last night but i made sure i put my catgina in first.’
– ‘its the morning, and i feel ill.’
– ‘use this catgina’
– ‘i love you dad’
‘hand me that catgina, my p-n-s is cold’
‘dude i just saw the soggiest catgina’
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