catholic lunch


the sort of thing you’d see a priest feeding a young catholic child. it is usually served warm and fresh from a fleshy tube. it tastes like salt and shame.
brian: “ramen doesn’t really have a flavor, it just tastes like salt and shame.”
jim: “sounds more like a catholic lunch to me.”

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