Catholic vasectomy
(n.) 1. a complex non-procedure in which a wife withholds s-x from her husband after the couple decided to stop having children, thus negating the need for the husband to get an actual vasectomy. 2. the most effective form of birth control ever conceived by (wo)man.
q: hey, man, did you get snipped?
a: nah, my wife gave me a catholic vasectomy instead.
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