catholicked


definition 1: a student who received corporal punishment at parochial school via a monster-sized paddle that was kept in the princ-p-ls office.

definition 2: oral technique that parochial school cheerleaders used on every boy they came in contact with.
i know of many people who were catholicked during my 12 years in parochial school.
catholicked: to have a negative experience -ssociated with the roman catholic church extolled upon oneself resulting in long-term physical or psychological damage
f-ck me she doesn’t know what a c-ck looks like at 25??? she’s been well and truly catholicked!!!!!

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